What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Me : Thank you.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Why has no country adopted the SA80/L85 rifle?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

How did Kate Mulgrew feel about Jeri Ryan joining the cast of Star Trek: Voyager?

Me : I don't drink

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

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Me : No

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Is homosexuality an excommunicable offense in Christianity?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Me : Sure.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

What should you do if a police officer comes to your house and asks for someone who doesn't live there anymore?

He : Tea ?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Me : Because it's month of August.

Why is the left keep misrepresenting what Trump said about his daughter? When asked if he would date her if he weren’t her father, it simply reflected pride in raising a smart, respectful, and loving daughter with good morals all men want that no?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

What if Homelander turned out to be a good guy instead of an evil milk drinking manchild? Nobody seems to touch on this much.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

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He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

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He : So, are you seeing someone?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Is it necessary for people to wear towels while showering at gyms? If so, what are some ways to prevent the towel from slipping off and exposing oneself?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

He : I'm 24.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Are women as visual as men are?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

He : Then let's have some coffee

Do you think most people would rather be a certain race or are most people happy with the race they are?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

What can I do when I'm ugly on both outside and inside? What do I do? Cut myself off from the world to make everyones lives better? I'm a monster. I hurt feelings, and I say what was said to me. I feel like I'm nothing but a burden. What do I do?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Is it possible for sisters to have different skin, hair colours, and hair types? E.g. hair= wavy, afro, straight, curly, black, brown, blonde, red. Skin colour: brown, peach, light brown and more.

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!